Family Jokes

A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed." All...

"Daddy," said a six-year-old boy, "I'd like to get married.""Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?""Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma. Shes nice.""Now, wait a...

JUDGE TO CHILD: Do you want to live with your mother?CHILD: NoJUDGE: Why?CHILD: She beats me.JUDGE: Okay, so you want to live with dad?CHILD: No.JUDGE: Why not?CHILD: He beats me...

Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...

A Mother usually cook chicken everyday for her kids. So the kids got fed up GIRL: I'm going to tell mom to stop cooking chicken BOY: Why? GIRL: I've started growing small feathers...

Akpos and Kwame met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. Kwame kept complaining about his family problems. Finally, Akpos said to Kwame, "You think you have family problems...

Akpos and his father were having a discussion:FATHER: I have told you not to stay at the bus stop again!AKPOS: But, papa why? FATHER: Do you want to become an area boy?AKPOS: But...

(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign)Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...

Akpos was in the office when he received a phone call informing him that his teenage daughter was pregnant. Akpos was shocked and rushed to the hospital his daughter was in. Upon...

Akpos' wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in.AKPOS: Where are you going?WIFE: I am moving in with my mother!A few minutes later, Akpos also started packing.His wife...

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