Religious Jokes

A father was in church with three of his young children, including his five-year-old son, little Akpos. As it was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children...

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board members following the close of the service. Akpos was the first man to arrive and...

A church member went to a native doctor to get some charms. As he was sneaking in so that nobody will see him, he was very surprised to see his pastor there. Startled, he asked...

A reverend father was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his reverend brother friend from across the street and asked him to...

I'm tired of some Churches with their crusade themes. What is, "OH LORD! CHANGE MY SMELL!" Pastor, please use a perfume and stop disturbing God!

When Akpos died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Heavenly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Akpos. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting...

Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1 "And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died, my credit got...

PASTOR: Today, I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is we have enough money to build a modern church. (Everyone just cheered, clapped and screamed!) The...

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the...

An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to the wife's interest in health...