18+ Jokes
WARNING: Adult ContentINTERVIEWER: Name please?AKPOS: Akposioghenerovie.INTERVIEWER: Sex?AKPOS: Yes, 3 to 5 times a week!INTERVIEWER: No no...I meant, male or female?AKPOS: Both...
A man was having sex with his mistress at her house, when suddenly thieves broke in and he went out of the house running as fast as he could to his house. When he arrived, his...
A woman passed her daughter's room and heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vib rator. Shocked, she asked why? The daughter replied, "...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher called him to answer a question "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with...
A farmer walks into a lawyer's office and says: "I'd like to get one of them-thar day-vorce-ees" "Yes sir, I believe I can help you" replied the lawyer. "Do you have any grounds...
Warning! Explicit Content.An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini. "I want to feel your breasts," he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old...
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank.A few days later, a kindly...
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.When the...
During an English class, Akpos' teacher taught the class a new word, "Harassment" for their vocabulary.She knew Akpos wasn't attentive so like all teachers, asked him to stand up...
A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he...