18+ Jokes
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.The cucumber: "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up...
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them.One...
Akpos belonged to a society in the church. The society was expected to present a drama on the up coming youth talent day.The leader of the society came up with an interesting...
John was late to school...TEACHER: John why are you late?JOHN: I went to buy something for my mom.TEACHER: What could be so important that can't wait till the end of schoolJOHN:...
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin , but I lied. Is there anything...
WIFE: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs (pants)?DOCTOR: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
When I was young I decided to go to medical school.At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters...PNEIS...And form the name of an important human body part which...
A secretary received an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Later she sent a text to thank him. The boss's wife read the text first, became furious and packed out...
The couple had been married for only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out in town and party with his old buddies."Honey," he said to his new...