Marriage Jokes
A funeral service was held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint moan. They opened...
Akpos, a shell oil company worker came home from a two years offshore only to find his wife with a newborn baby.Angry, he was determined to track down the father to take revenge."...
A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?""Maybe" says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse"The man replies...
A man brought a new computer home and asked his wife to set it up. The following day, when he got back from work he really needed to use the computer so he quickly put it on and...
After 24 years of marriage, a wife accuses her husbandWIFE: Ever since we got married he has never uttered the words "I love you". JUDGE: Is this true?HUSBAND: Yes! Ever since I...
A newly wed couple moves into their house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says!WIFE: Honey, you know in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking,...
Women talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.EXAMPLE:When a woman says: "This house is a mess, HoneyYou and I need to clean this,Your...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested that he shave his beard. "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!" he replied "Oh...
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...
WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.HUSBAND: Yes, and?WIFE: How come you don't do it anymore?HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman...