School Jokes

After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...

TEACHER: What's the difference between pollution and solution? AKPOS: When a politician drowns in water, that's pollution. But when they all drown, that...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

Akpos was standing outside the exam hall during a WAEC examination as other students were writing the exam. The invigilator walked to him and the following conversation ensued:...

Barack Obama at a recent elementary school assembly in East Texas, was talking to the pupils about gun violence. Everywhere was quiet has the president spoke.He wanted to show the...

TEACHER: You are a failure! At your age, Bill Gates already built his first computer software. AKPOS : Mind you Sir, at your age Adolf Hitler committed Suicide.

A class teacher instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they would like to do in future. The first to start is Usman, he said.....

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher called him to answer a question "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with...

In a biology class, the teacher asked a question: TEACHER: Class! What do we find in cells?AKPOS: Thieves.

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc..., that each had an "A" so far for the...