School Jokes
Chemistry and his brother Physics, with deep sorrow, announce the death of their father, Mathematics,n who died in a serious calculation on blackboard road, off chalk avenue....
A teacher came to the class and advised the children to work hard. She said, "Money don't grow on tree." Akpos stood up and asked the teacher, "If money doesn't grow on tree, why...
TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out.Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?...
Imagine a school where suicide bombing Is being taught, the teachers would say to the students..."Please, pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!"
A boy went for an exam and was asked the past tense of think. He wrote thinked. When he came out of the hall, the following conversation ensued... FRIEND: How...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight,...
TEACHER: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?AKPOS: A waist of time
Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...
PHYSICS TEACHER: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?STUDENT: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in...
May/June 2015 Biology WAEC QuestionsINSTRUCTION: Answer AllQ2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)Check the answer that Akpos gave:The...