General Jokes

A woman from Polokwane calls a nearby police station and the following conversation ensued:WOMAN: [crying] I sent my husband to buy potatoes it's been 6 hours and he hasn't...

A man walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat, he finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager! MANAGER: Sir,...

AKPOS: Boss, you called me?BOSS: Yes, go home and make love with your wife. You need it.AKPOS: (after an hour, he called his boss) Done sir.BOSS: Do it again.AKPOS: Done again,...

An applicant was filling out a job application.When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"He wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered...

A man visiting a cemetery heard a second man who was kneeling at a nearby grave crying-out loudly, "Why did you have to die!!? Why did you have to die!!?". The first man was so...

A man went to a bar and parked his bike close to where Akpos was standing.After some couple of drinks, the man came out and was about to leave when he noticed his bike was missing...

There was an Ghanaian lady married to a English gentleman who had moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but any how managed to communicate with her...

AKPOS: Mum, when I grow up, I will marry a woman who is much prettier than you are.MUM: That was what your father said to his mum, but he ended up marrying a baboon!

An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja. She was booked for an economy class but just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first...

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he...