General Jokes

I was in somewhere in Lagos last week when a bullion van crashed into a pole and millions of naira was spilled. I was making for the cash when a policeman intercepted: POLICEMAN:...

Akpos, a cripple, was arrested in connection with a stolen refrigerator. On the day of the judgment, the High Court judge said, Looking at you, I have seen that you can't be a...

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs...

Two ministers doing missionary work in the Africa are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice; death or ugga bugga?"The first guy says...

FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...ME: No I wasn't!FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at...

An 85 year old man witnessed a burglary at night, so the lawyer of the accused tried to discredit the 85 year old witness and asked, "You said you saw this guy at night committing...

Akpos running out of the ocean all wet when Kwame saw him. KWAME: Akpos, why are you all wet? Are you ok? AKPOS: (panting heavily) Yeah. I was just trying to drown myself. KWAME:...

A signboard outside a restaurant said:"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave...

A Husband says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear?" Wife says, "No I might go deaf!" husband says, "I've been cuming in your mouth for 20 years and you are...

I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man,...