General Jokes
There were two nuns, one of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the...
Akpos strolls into his father's bedroom to catch him sliding on a condom. His father quickly adjusts and bends over pretending to look under the bed."What are you looking for dad...
A girl goes to the market for her make-up shopping. She walks into a shop, picks some powders and asks the salesman, "How much are these?" The salesman replies, "10 kisses."She...
The Nigerian army was losing a lot of personnels in the war and desperately needed more people to fill their rank and files to fight the war. So one of the top officers approached...
I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed this man staring at me. I looked at him and kept walking to the front counter to...
My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word. A few minutes later...
Akpos and his son were listening to a radio broadcast. Eventually, the son looked at his dad and said, "Papa! These people are making a very big mistake." Akpos asked him, "Son....
Husband knocks the door at midnight:WIFE: Go back where you're coming from!HUSBAND: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!WIFE: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you...
"Akpos can put out a fire with a gallon of petrol.""Akpos counted to infinity. Twice.""Akpos threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.""When Akpos crosses the...
"Dear Lord, you took my favourite dancer and singer away, Michael Jackson.You took my favourite rappers, Tupac, Biggie, and Da grinNow you've taken my favourite actor Paul Walker...