General Jokes
The phone rings and a little voice quickly answers the phone, "Hello." The salesman on the other end of the line asks, "Is your mother there?" The little voice replies, "Yes, but...
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: Its a girl. Shes my daughter. A: Oh, Im sorry, sir. I didnt know that you were her...
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Kenyan, one is South-African, one is Nigerian, and the last one is a Ghanian. The Kenyan walks to the ledge and says, "...
Becky was walking down a residential street, when she noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his veranda. She called out to him as she passed. "Good afternoon! I couldn't...
A white kid travelled with his dad to Lagos as tourists. The white boy decided to show off to Akpos and his friends:WHITE BOY: I've got MC Donald. What do you have?AKPOS: We have...
POLICE: Why did you steal his watch?THIEF: I didn't steal it, he gave it to me!POLICE: When did he give it to you?THIEF: When I showed him the gun!
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss:BOSS: Akpos, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always...
A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...
One afternoon, Akpos arrived home with a sad news for his wife.AKPOS: Wife, I just received a call, my mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for...
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt. "What are you going to do with the...