General Jokes
Do you remember:Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our classrooms? The days of 'Nasco...
A boarding student slept off during the night classes and was locked out of the dormitory. As he walks round the dormitory trying to figure a way to get in, he meets another boy...
-Money is not everything. Theres also MasterCard and Visa.-One should love animals. They are tasty too.-Save water. Drink beer.-Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.-...
You are insane if: 1. You laugh hysterically alone just because you are chatting on social networks. 2. You send your girlfriend N2,000 recharge card and you request N100 from...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ''A hamburger, fries and a coke,'' and turns to the...
BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.BOY: Genesis 2:18, The Lord God said, ??It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper...
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
IJEOMA: Biodun says I'm ugly, but then Emeka says I'm pretty. What do you think Akpos?Akpos: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly.
A movie director was determined to make the greatest epic movie ever filmed and the film was to contain the greatest battle scene ever filmed. "I will use two armies." he said...
An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you get this beautiful bicycle?""Well," the second...