General Jokes

PATIENT: Doc, please help me, I've tried all my possible best to have a baby but nothing works. What should I do?DOCTOR: Well, I think your problem could be hereditary. Did your...

A Senior Secondary school science teacher Mrs. Kelechi asks her class, "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"Nobody...

Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and...

An old woman went into the Bank of America to deposit $250,000. Because of the large sum, the president of the bank was summoned.The president asked, "Madam, how did you come upon...

VACANCY!!! Job Vacancy!!! A Zoo in Abuja FCT needs someone to bath lions, take care of Tigers, brush Crocodiles' teeth and feed Snakes.PAYMENT is (2) Two Million Naira per week...

AKPOS: I'm dreaming to be rich... Just like my father.MUSA: Is ur father rich?AKPOS: No, he's dreaming too.

Why do Wealthy Nigerians keep their money in Switzerland, go to Germany or india when they are sick, go to America to invest, go to London to buy Mansions, go to dubai to shop,...

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the doctor inquired."Well, I'm 35 years...

After joining a Gay-marriage, the pastor thought for a while for he can't say I declare you both as husband and husband.He decided to say, "With this Nuptial Union and being a...