General Jokes

One day, Akpos was invited for a dinner by one of his pals. On getting there, he was ushered to the ready made table where he sat. He was delighted to see a big roast pig in front...

Hello friends! I have a new exciting game for, it's Fun! How To PlayPick up your phone and set it on vibrate mode, then put in inside water. Call the phone with another phone....

TEACHER: Kids, what does the chicken give you?STUDENT: "Meat!"TEACHER: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?STUDENT: Bacon!TEACHER: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?...

One morning I and my 4 year old son went on a ride. Suddenly, he started asking me questions... SON: Dad, what is this (he pointed his finger to...

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.A year...

Akpos goes to a barber's shop. BARBER: Good morning sir. AKPOS: How much does a haircut cost? BARBER: 300 naira. AKPOS: How much for a shave? BARBER: 50 naira AKPOS: Please shave...

A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge...

Imagine if the three wise men were women:They would have presented gifts such as pampers, feeding bottle, napkins, 'Akamu' (pap), cerelac and so on.After leaving, one would have...

Akpos and his wife were in bed watching TV. Akpos who was reading a newspaper, suddenly put his hand in wife's panties. His wife was a bit taken aback but responded positively....

You are insane if: 1. You laugh hysterically alone just because you are chatting on social networks. 2. You send your girlfriend N2,000 recharge card and you request N100 from...