General Jokes
GIRL: Hey, what's up? BOY: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a bitch. He asks, "Mommy, what does...
A man walked into a bar and saw his best friend drinking to stupor. Scared, he runs over to him and asks, "Guy, what's all this about?" And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to...
A conversation between Akpos and a 23 year old girl...AKPOS: Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?GIRL: No, of course not.AKPOS: Then why do you wear bras?
A lecturer at the University of Lagos decided to give his students a test. He gave each of them a script and instructed them not to cancel anything, if not they will fail the test...
MOTHER: There were 3 cookies in the jar yesterday and now there is only 1. How come?NAUGHTY KID: It was dark so I must have missed one.
A man travelled to Brazil for the World Cup games. He went in search of a hotel room. He combed through all the town before he came by one. A woman also had the same problem,...
A snail walks into a bar... SNAIL: Can I have a glass of milk BARTENDER: NO!!!And he throws the snail out of the bar. ONE MONTH LATER SNAIL: Hey! What was...
Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your stealing will lead you?""Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly."