General Jokes

A rat looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package."What food might this contain?" The rat wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a...

A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!""What happened?" asked his...

A Road Safety Officer stopped me, collected a bribe of N5,000 and forgot his iPhone 6 inside my car. He has been calling and begging me to return his phone. He said he used his...

A company owner to another: "How come your employees are always so punctual?" "It's simple; I have 30 employees and 20 parking spaces!"

A monkey is sitting up a big tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Monkey! What are you doing?"The Monkey says, "Smoking a joint,...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her...

TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.

Two House Flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here!"

A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line.He claimed he was doing online shopping...

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the...