General Jokes
My Uncle and his wife moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while eating breakfast, his wife saw her new neighbour through the window hanging clothes outside. "Those...
Akpos was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Taiwo...
My Boss was walking past me to his office one morning and said, ''Jide, I need your assistance now in my office!" I said, ''Okay sir!'' I ran home and brought Bello. Together, we...
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman planned a trip to Warri. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by a local...
I saw a poster inviting interested individuals to be present in a certain compound for a traditional marriage scene of a Nollywood movie. The idea of getting money from this came...
There were three men in a plane... a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and a Hausa man. In midflight, the plane had an engine failure.The three men panicked and decided to jump from the...
A man went to visit his friend at home. When they went together to the bar, the friend said, "Did you know that 90 out of 100 women with brown eyes cheat on their husband?" "No, I...
A fat woman and a thin woman went to the gym. On getting out, this conversation took place... FAT WOMAN: (Angry) God, I will destroy the talking weighing machine one day. THIN...
Akpos' mother goes to see a child counsellor and the following conversation ensues...MOTHER: My son is so skilled at stealing. He gets to steal all the money I keep, irrespective...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.