General Jokes
An Armed Robber invaded Akpos' house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing HIV virus if he didn't give him all the money he collected from the bank that...
TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?
Nigerians love Alcohol so much...If Something Good happens, they Drink to Celebrate it.If Something bad Happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.If Nothing Happens...
Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos... MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond....
As a boss, I thought I had heard every excuse until Mrs. Adebayo walked into work late today. I asked her, "Mrs. Adebayo, why did you come late today?""Sir," she said, "My husband...
{NOTE: Only people who understand Computer Terminologies will Understand this Joke.}EMEKA: Bro. I have 32 bit Windows 7. This Game needs 64 bit to play. How can I get it? Will it...
AKPOS: I found N500 on the floor today.KWAME: Really? Let's share the money 50-50.AKPOS: What will we do with the remaining N400?KWAME: ????
On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and wife in U.S were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of...
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A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them.The chicken took offence and said, "Look at how...