18+ Jokes

A man walked into a private hospital wearing mask and holding a gun. He took up a nurse and urged her to open the sperm bank vault. She complained, "But, it is a sperm bank!" "I...

Four Girls entered a BRT Bus full of Male Engineers. Since there was no more place available, they sat on each of the Boys' laps. After ten minutes. 1ST GIRL: Are you an...

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something."Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I...

Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...

An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old man to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the...

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do 69. What the hell is that? asks the guy. Realizing hes inexperienced, she...

A man goes to church and tells the priest, "Father, I almost cheated on my wife."The priest asks him, "How do you almost cheat on your wife?"The man says, "Well, me and the woman...

One day, me, my Mum and my dad were watching a movie at home. In one of the scenes in the movie, the man tries to remove the bra off a woman. They were almost about to have s*x...

There was a businessman in Lagos who was getting ready to go on a long business trip to Johannesburg. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought hed try to get her...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight,...