18+ Jokes
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated (burned). She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them."You know that I-phone you promised me? I...
A lady and Akpos were having drinks at the bar. Later that night the woman whispered to Akpos, "LET'S GO TO MY PLACE". So they left. At the woman's place they started kissing and...
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is Akpos in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner...
Akpos went to the doctor concerning an ailment he had. The following conversation took place between them:AKPOS: Please don't laugh at me when I reveal my ailment.DOCTOR: Of...
A Nigerian houseboy is mopping the floor and his Oyinbo madam, coming in from the shower, a towel draped around her, slips and falls, her legs flung open."Akpos," she shrieks, "I...
MOTHER: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for one year.WIFE: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than five years, so he should be obeying me.MOTHER: I...
Akpos with 30 inches penis went to a magician and said, "I can't live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?"The magician answered, "There is a female frog in...
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions. The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that is a...
A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so horny one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. He...
A family was seated for supper in the dining room. The son, asks his dad "Dad, how many types of breasts are there?" His dad, who looked completely shocked, mistakenly swallowed...